me: i’m gonna write

me: [reads another person’s writing]

me: i’m never writing again

(Source: mishcollin)




i need to date a girl with the initials AG so we can carve SW+AG on benches

Those r my mums initials…,

say hello to your new dad. i see that your tumblr blog contains some vulgar language. you’re grounded


Grell Sutcliff from Black Butlerwatercolor


its so weird to call it the “mall”

in australia we are very creative

we call one store a “shop”

and many stores “the shops”

(Source: dinogirl2)

steve: knock knock.
bucky: who's there?
steve: steve.
bucky: steve who?
steve: [proceeds to break into tears as his best friend's memory has been altered to the point where he can no longer remember him.]