nestingcas:

me: i’m gonna write

me: [reads another person’s writing]

me: i’m never writing again

(Source: mishcollin)

fartgallery:

readingaroundthemovies:

fartgallery:

i need to date a girl with the initials AG so we can carve SW+AG on benches

Those r my mums initials…,

say hello to your new dad. i see that your tumblr blog contains some vulgar language. you’re grounded

levelanix:

Grell Sutcliff from Black Butlerwatercolorhttps://www.facebook.com/levelanix

wanktissue:

its so weird to call it the “mall”

in australia we are very creative

we call one store a “shop”

and many stores “the shops”

(Source: dinogirl2)

steve: knock knock.
bucky: who's there?
steve: steve.
bucky: steve who?
steve: [proceeds to break into tears as his best friend's memory has been altered to the point where he can no longer remember him.]